In a turn of events completely unforeseen to me, I have now gotten a manager for my creative pursuits. Her name is Susan Campochiaro Confrey of CBU Management, Inc. If you want to work with me, you need to talk to her. She can be contacted at email@example.com or by phone at 917-533-7026. We work as a team so don't be a jerk to her if you want me to deal with you at all. She will probably be able to ID jerk vibes better than I can.