As of earlier this week, I have retained an exclusive talent agent. You are also required to contact him if you wish to work with me on a creative endeavor. The agency is JC William Agency, Inc. and the contact person there is Padraic Confrey. You can reach him at 646-420-0037 or by e-mail at email@example.com
Don't be a jerk to him either & also make sure you contact my manager, who was previously announced, as well. Both are part of my team so show them the same consideration you'd show me.